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Santa's Slay

(2005)

When they first started making killer Santa movies back in the 1980s everybody got all upset about it, and I think some little old ladies and a few pussywhipped husbands even protested and wrote angry letters to newspapers and stuff. These days they make a killer Santa movie like every other week and nobody even notices. This one has Goldberg as Santa and it's pretty good- the best parts are when he kicks a yippy little dog into a ceiling fan and when he kills that talentless fuck from Saturday Night Live who used to do that monkey boy skit so he had an excuse to hump all the hot guest stars' legs. I hate that fucking pervert. He also kills the Nanny which was sort of a mixed blessing because even though she's annoying she hadn't gotten naked yet and you really need to see a chick who looks that fine naked before she gets offed. This was pretty much Goldberg's first movie and it was a good choice- hopefully he'll make more movies just like it or something equally as cool like a sequel to Stone Cold.