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Santa Who?

(2000)

Santa falls out of his sleigh (fucking drunk...) and ends up with amnesia. Now I haven't gone to med school or anything, but I would think that you might want to take someone in his condition to the hospital. Not the raging idiots in this movie though; instead, they get him a job- as Santa! Ho ho ho! It's ironic! Christ. Anyway, some weird-looking elves come looking for him, and the only funny part in the whole movie is when they get a bunch of shit from Customs (and this was before 9/11- these days I doubt a guy who looks like the Vulcan from Star Trek: Voyager, two dorks, and a really creepy chick [?] elf who looks like her mom smoked crack during pregnancy could get into the country at all). At least there's some decent eye candy: the main chick is pretty fine (I'd sure like to drive her eight tiny reindeer), and Santa's two little helpers at the mall are smokin'. Too bad we never see any of them naked.