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Satan's Blade

(1982)

These two masked bank robbers rob a bank and one of them tongues down a female hostage before they escape. When they get to their cabin hideout, it turns out they're both chicks! Cool. One of the girls puts on a black nightie and boots and then wastes the other chick so she can keep all the money for herself. She thinks she's pretty fucking cool until someone sneaks in the cabin and stabs her to death.

I guess the police got the investigation done pretty fast, because the next day two couples rent the cabin. After a while, this guy possessed by Satan's Blade (it's a kitchen knife) shows up and kills all four of them plus most of the young chicks renting the cabin next door. He kills one chick by throwing the knife ninja-style into her back. One girl manages to escape by hiding under the bed, but the next day when she goes to a cop for help it turns out he's the killer and he stabs her. Then he throws the kitchen knife in the water, and the Lady in the Lake throws it back into a tree so it can take over somebody else. This was kind of a cheap movie, but I liked the lesbian bank robber chicks, and there were an acceptable amount of tits. Worth beating off to once.