Satan's School for Girls

(2000)

This is like the ultimate dick-tease movie: it has Brenda Walsh, goth chicks, and cute witches in it, but nobody gets naked. Basically it's about Brenda Walsh pretending to be a college student so she can find these chicks who made her sister commit suicide. When she finds them it turns out they're witches, but that's okay because she suddenly remembers she has psychic powers, so she uses them to set the witches on fire. That's pretty much all that happens, so it's pretty boring except for the parts where you can see Brenda Walsh's navel. If I had made this movie a lot more of these chicks would have turned out to be lesbians, that's for sure.

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