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Scarecrow Gone Wild

(2004)

I watched the first two Scarecrow movies in this series and they both sucked ass, but my motto is "I never learn" so I rented this one too. It kind of worked out for Mr. Satanism this time though because this one wasn't too bad. It starts when some kid gets tied to a scarecrow and goes into a coma and shit so the scarecrow comes to life and starts killing everybody. I don't understand all the science behind it but you get the point. The murders are kind of weak but they're a lot better than Scarecrow 1 and 2, and the best-looking chickie shows us her top-notch little titties twice before the Scarecrow pops out of the water and drowns her. It would have been a lot cooler movie if the Scarecrow was running around going bonkers during Spring Break in Cancun or some such shit instead of just killing these idiots on the beach behind the producer's house or whatever, but after freeze-framing those tits and giving them careful consideration I'm going to have to give this one a thumbs up.