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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2003)
God damn was this a piece of shit. It starts when all these idiots try to steal a scarecrow from this crazy guy and he shoots one of them (the crazy guy thought the scarecrow was evil, so he kept it out in this field instead of just burning it or taking it apart or something- duh). The dude who got shot becomes the scarecrow and kills the guy who shot him. Now, that would be the end of the story if this made any sense, but of course it continues. Next the scarecrow decides he wants his old girlfriend back, and I guess I can't blame him because she is pretty cute, but she doesn't want to fuck a scarecrow so she runs to these crazy ROTC frat guys for help. The frat guys have tons of guns and shit but that doesn't stop the scarecrow and he kills them all. Finally, this other dude decides to become a scarecrow too and the two scarecrows fight. The bad one wins, but then his ex-girlfriend blows him to pieces with a rocket-launcher. There's no cool gory parts, the scarecrows look like shit, and of course the cute chick never gets naked.
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