Scars of Dracula

(1970)

This bat spits blood on Dracula and brings him back to life. (Man, everything brings Dracula back to life: pulling the stake out of his heart, pissing on him, canceling his credit cards... It's fucking ridiculous.) Naturally the villagers head up to the castle with their torches and rakes and shit to take care of business, but they screw it up yet again and Dracula survives.

Later, this slacker dude has some wacky adventures and ends up at Dracula's castle. He bangs Dracula's ho so Drac stabs her, then fucks him up but good. Later, the slacker's two friends show up looking for him, and Dracula would've probably cleaned their clocks too if he didn't hold this metal pole in the air during a thunderstorm and accidentally get hit by lightning. Dracula's an idiot. This movie sucks.

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