School's Out

(1999)

The back of the box says that this movie starts with a "grizzly murder", but there's not a single bear in it! Fucking ripoff. The killer is actually a person who goes around stabbing everybody with a huge pair of scissors. The chicks are all smokin' hot and they even know how to dress - which is pretty amazing since they're German - but unfortunately none of them knows how to undress which really ruins this movie's chances of not completely pissing me off. It's got a couple of cool twists though, and I liked the lamp the main chick has in her bedroom; leave it to a kraut to have a lamp that looks like an Achtung Goose. If you don't know what that is, it's one of these:

This one is obviously owned by someone who works for UPS. And is retarded. Anyway, this movie doesn't totally suck, but I'm still annoyed that they shortchanged us on the tits. Not to mention the bear.

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