Scream

(1982)

Obviously the people who made this shitty movie had ADD, but I'll try to explain what happens. These dumbasses go to a ghost town, where someone starts killing them. This doesn't seem to be enough motivation for them to, I dunno, walk home or something, so they stay another night. After everyone's dead except for some chicks and an annoying fat guy, this black cowboy-sailor-ghost comes along and shoots the killer. Then some old people show up in a truck and everything's cool. None of it makes any sense whatsoever, they never even show who the killer is, and there's no tits or gore at all. It's still better than the Scream with Courteney Cox, though.

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