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Scream Bloody Murder

(2002)

These six Catholic schoolgirls are all going to a dance when their van breaks down in the desert. There's a slutty one, a virgin, a kinda bitchy one, a punky one, a dyke, and the new chick, and they're all fucking hot except for the virgin. They all end up trapped in this junkyard, running around while someone kills them. The punk chick gets smashed in a car crusher, the dude who was driving the van gets a forklift up the ass, the slut chick gets her guts blown out, the lesbian is in a car fucking their female teacher when it explodes, and they even kill off the annoying virgin chick, which was awesome because frankly she sucked. In the end the killer is this big surprise and the hottest chick is the only one who lives. This had some blood in it, but none of the girls ever gets naked, which is complete bullshit when you have this many hot chicks in a movie. Girls in schoolgirl uniforms are almost as good as naked girls, but I still have to chalk this one up as close but no cigar.