Video Picks for Perverts
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(1958)
This movie tells you that you'll get a free funeral if you die of fright, so right away you know it's going to be gay. This dude brings his new wife home, but somebody mentions that she's rich so you know he's going to try to kill her. His plan is pretty weak, though: all he does is knock on the door and run away, leave the window open, and once in a while throw a skull at her when she isn't looking. It starts to work anyway because she used to be crazy, but his plan is so stupid even a retard could figure it out, so the retard handyman does figure it out and tells on the dude. Everybody rushes to save the chick but it doesn't matter because this real ghost turns up and offs the husband before they even get there. The real ghost is just this skull the guy holds to his face and pretends to fight with. The best thing about this crappy movie was the wife in a bra.
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