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SexWorld

(1977)

This is a porno, but it has a story, which rocks because movies are always better when you care about the people and shit. Then it actually means something when one of them takes it up the ass or gets a load in the face. It's based on Westworld, because it's pretty obvious that if there really was such a place every single guy who went there would be fucking the robot hookers the whole time while the robot cowboys sat outside collecting dust. Of course SexWorld is way chintzier than Westworld. You took an honest-to-fuck hovercraft to get to Westworld. The clowns in this movie have to take the bus. When they get there they all get laid by like their fantasies or whatever, but it's a little unrealistic because not one single person picks "Catholic schoolgirl", "nurse", "stewardess", or "Kimber Riddle". Also, since it's a porno, the robots don't go batshit and attack everybody at the end. On the good hand, even though it's the 1970s some of the chicks are actually fairly cute, which is pretty amazing. You're probably thinking "Oh come on, I'm sure there were a few good-looking chicks in the 1970s!" Really, there weren't. Some of these people say some hilarious shit too, like when this dude tells a black chick "I am not prejudiced! I just don't happen to like you people," or the part where this other guy goes on and on about wanting his own sister to suck his cock for Christmas. And saying "Thank you for coming" is always funny in a porno, even if they didn't mean it that way. It sucks that nobody got killed though- what's the point of a bunch of people having sex if none of them gets killed afterwards?