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The Shadow Men

(1997)

This starts with this dude being chased by the Men in Black. He crashes his car and the chick who's with him goes through the windshield, then the car blows up and her body goes flying into the air. It's pretty hilarious.

Twenty years later this other dude takes his family camping but they get caught by aliens and experimented on. The mom is Audrey from Twin Peaks and I can think of a few experiments I'd like to see them conduct on her, but unfortunately the movie didn't take that route. Instead, the aliens let them go, but they got a videotape of some of the shit that went down so the Men in Black come after them to get it. The Men in Black trash their house and kill their dog by pointing at it, so the family goes to this UFO guy to get help. If they just showed the tape on TV or put it on the internet or something that would solve the problem because then there would be no reason for the aliens to keep chasing them, but of course they don't do that. Finally a whole shitload of Men in Black come after them and they have to blow them away and run them over them with Hummers and stuff. It wasn't very gory and Audrey never got naked, but this was still a better Men in Black movie than that lame-ass piece of shit the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was in.