Shark Attack

(1999)

All these sharks start attacking people because they're on steroids* (duh), and it turns out it's because of this scam by one of the Ghostbusters (don't get excited- it's just the black guy). Lots of shit blows up in this movie, but there's hardly any shark attacks at all, and even when they do attack the person usually gets away. The only good thing about this piece of shit was the insanely hot blonde, but she doesn't even take her clothes off. Fucking weak.

*In case that's not clear, the sharks are the ones on the steroids.

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