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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2001)
This kid's parents get eaten by a giant extinct shark, and he grows up to be one of those people who had this one bad thing happen to them and just can't shut up about it. He brings it up all the time- like if someone said; "I'm going to the store, do you want me to pick you up some Fritos?" he'd go "You expect me to eat Fritos after my parents were eaten by a prehistoric shark??!!" It was like twenty years ago; give it a rest, dude. Anyway, a giant shark destroys some underwater lab place and this dude gets picked to be one of the people who goes to see what the hell is up. When they find out it was a giant shark they, get this, decide to try to catch it. Fucking dipshits. Their plan doesn't work out so great (duh) and they end up blowing up their own submarine by accident and killing everybody. They were all complete fucking idiots, so it's not exactly a tragic waste of human life or anything, except maybe for the chick, who had a lot to offer the world assuming she didn't have a problem with anal.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
