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Shark Zone

(2003)

So this dude goes diving with his dad and some other people, but all these sharks show up and start tearing everybody to pieces. Instead of trying to help, the dude runs away like a pussy and he's the only one who escapes.

Ten years later it's his job to keep sharks away from the beach or something, but he's not very good at it because a whole bunch of sharks show up all at once and kill like a dozen people. The dude gets some of his friends to go get the sharks, but he stays on the boat while they all go in the water and then just stands there looking sort of annoyed while they all get ripped to shreds. This guy is such a fucking cock.

Meanwhile, some Russian dudes want to get these diamonds that are in this sunken boat. They tell the shark guy that he can either show them where the boat is and they'll pay him $50,000, or they'll kick the shit out of him, kidnap his son, and force him to do it anyway. Of course he picks option number two, so they all end up out on a boat while some Russian divers go looking for the diamonds. I guess this dick figures he hasn't gotten enough people killed yet, so he spits blood in the water and the sharks show up and get another free meal. Then he saves his kid and goes on a cruise, totally forgetting about all the killer sharks that are probably eating hundreds of people while he sits on his coward ass drinking Mai Tais and feeling up his wife's fake boobs.

This movie was pretty fucking gory for a shark flick, especially when the dude has a dream that this shark busts through the bottom of his boat and gets his wife and her guts spew everywhere, plus they slipped in a few sets of tits, too, so I recommend it. That main dude was a serious cunt, though.