
Video Picks for Perverts
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(1966)
This butt-ugly witch pushes her luck just a little too far, so the villagers track her down and take her out once and for all. Two hundred years later* she comes back and possesses this other chick (who, frankly, is almost as ugly) and the chick's husband and a goony-ass old witch hunter have to stop her. They do this by cold-cocking the bitch, throwing her in the back of a van, having a Benny Hill-style chase with the police, then dunking her in the lake. There aren't any hot chicks and there's no gore. Weak. *Why does it always have to be a round number like that? Just once I want to see a witch or a ghost come back for revenge 127 years, 6 weeks, and 4 days later.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.