She Gets What She Wants

(2002)

This blonde bim is living the perfect cooze life until she gets totally punked by a frog bitch her family brings over as an exchange student. This movie starts out with a couple of funny parts, but mostly it's boring and I was pretty pissed off when the bad chick was finally exposed* because frankly she was way hotter and deserved to win. And what the fuck is up with that part anyway? Seriously, they literally pull the ending of this one out of a cow's ass. I know most people use "literally" wrong in sentences like that but I guarantee I'm using it correctly this time. The only awesome parts are two catfights (one between three chicks) and when the frog chick becomes head cheerleader and does this mind-bogglingly hot dance at the football game. I'm definitely gonna keep my tape of this primed to the beginning of that scene.

*Not in the good way

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