Shopping

(1994)

This movie is about a bunch of clowns who dress like punk rockers (but listen to rap music) and go around doing crimes. They trash a bunch of cop cars right in the police station parking lot, drive through a department store and fuck the entire place up just to steal cigarettes and a tea kettle, and lead a cop into an ambush and blow up his car. It's all pretty cool until the main guy, who likes to stand in the middle of traffic and hope that the movie doesn't get picked up by Touchstone Pictures because they'll just cut that scene out, starts getting crap from his highly fuckable girlfriend about having "something more". As soon as your girlfriend gives you this speech you know you're fucked, because that means it's time to try for "one last score" during which you will either go to jail forever or die. A bunch of shit gets destroyed and there's a few car chases for you people still hoping for a Cannonball Run 4, but we never see the girlfriend's rack, so I'm gonna call this one a near miss.

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