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The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine

(1974)

This chick is in love with some dude her dad doesn't like, so he puts her in this convent to force her to be a nun. The dude sneaks in to get her out, but before they can escape this other dyke nun gets whacked and the chick gets blamed so they take her to jail. The queen of the nuns or whatever tells the dude she'll help them, but it turns out she's this back-stabbing megabitch so the dude pokes her, smacks her around, then takes off to save his girl by himself. There's a decent amount of tits in this movie (the main chick and this redhead who gets hanged at the end are the hottest), but they mostly try to have this real story and just pack all the Satan worship and freaking out and shit in like the last ten minutes. I've definitely seen a lot more sinful nuns than these. If you're into evil/slutty/lesbo nuns this one ranks somewhere in the middle: not as good as The Other Hell, but way better than Sister Act 2.