Sleeping with the Devil

(1997)

Brenda Walsh is the main chick in this, but she doesn't actually fuck the Devil which needless to say is a total ripoff. Instead, she's fucking this guy who's a complete control freak, flies into uncontrollable rages, lies about being divorced, and talks about murdering his wife. But he's rich too, so naturally she stays with him anyway. Are we seriously supposed to feel sorry for this dumb twat when he finally beats her ass? I mean, really, did she somehow not see that coming? She actually dumps him after that, but then the crazy bastard has her shot! I guess it's supposed to make him seem extra evil when he says "She only has herself to blame," but frankly I kind of agree with him. Anyway, she ends up paralyzed so now suddenly it's half "overcoming some medical problem" flick and half stalker flick; it's like every Lifetime movie ever made rolled into one. There's no tits, nobody dies, and in the end the bad guy doesn't even get what's coming to him- he just gets arrested for passport fraud or some such shit and thrown out of the country! Yeah that's some really satisfying closure; I'm sure every day he regrets his poor decisions as he lounges around the French Riviera, drinking 18 dollar scotch & sodas and fingering a supermodel. Fucking weak.

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