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Slither

(2006)

Alien slugs land on earth (just like in Night of the Creeps), crawl inside people (just like in Night of the Creeps), and turn them into zombies (just like in Night of the Creeps). Needless to say, it's not long before everyone's sack-deep in slug zombies and probably lawsuits. There's more blood, gore, pus, and slugs than you can swing a dead cat at, but I think the real reason this movie was made was to keep the spaceship captain from Firefly off the streets. Now don't get me wrong, this guy is pretty cool, but if you're gonna make a movie starring somebody from Firefly I'd rather see the hot-ass mechanic chick, the hot-ass black chick, the hot-ass hooker chick, or especially the ludicrously hot crazy chick. They aren't in anywhere near enough movies. In fact, if it was my call I would've fired him, hired all four of them, and totally changed the story- the new version would be called "Catholic Schoolgirls with Amazing Tits-A-Go-Go" and I think you can figure out the rest. No offence to the captain dude, but hey, he has all that Drive money to fall back on.