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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1987)
This starts out with a fine little hottie wearing next to nothing, but right away her boyfriend gets killed by slugs and we never get to see her naked. Not too cool, Slugs the Movie.
Seriously, this chick actually
starts to take of her shirt, but then The slugs kill a bunch of other people, too. This one dude has the most complicated death ever where he puts on a glove with a slug in it, knocks these chemicals off a table that start a fire, knocks a shelf on himself, tries to cut off his own hand, and finally gets blown up! It's fucking hilarious. Another chick gets slugged right after getting the fucking of a lifetime from her loser boyfriend - she ends up rolling around naked covered in slugs and blood - and later this dude who eats a dead slug has worms explode out of his eyes at a restaurant. Finally these civil servants decide to take action, and their plan is to throw this chemical into the sewer that explodes when it gets wet. This blows up the whole fucking town, which puts the final body count at something like Slugs: 10, Heroes: Several Hundred. Nice fucking job, you goddamned morons. Obviously the people in this movie were complete idiots, but it was gory as hell and had one pair of average tits, so it served its purpose and is definitely worth seeing if you like slugs.
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