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Slut.

(2004)

"What did you do at work today, Mr. Satanism?"
"I watched a documentary about the word 'slut'."

My job is so awesome.

This is one of those shows that takes something really obvious (figuring out what "slut" means) and just blathers on and on and on about it without ever telling us anything we didn't already know, since the answer's right there in the dictionary or, if it's Saturday night, at the end of my cock. The funniest part is hearing all these broads whine about being called sluts in high school, junior high, and even grade school; Jesus Christ, if you're 40 years old and still crying about something that happened in grade school I'm sorry but you're a fucking loser. Get over it. And how come nobody can make a show that has anything to do with sex without putting Ron Jeremy in it somewhere? What is he, like the male ideal now or something? He's a disgusting fuck- who cares what his fat, greasy ass thinks? I can't believe he hasn't died of a heart attack or been shot by someone who mistook him for Sasquatch by now. Back in the 1980s I used know this cat named Rusty, and one day when this chick was pissing & moaning about him calling someone a slut here's what he told her:

"If a guy walks up to any girl in this room and asks her to fuck, he'll get slapped. But if a girl does the same thing there's not a guy in this room who will say no. So if you fuck a bunch of guys you're a slut, and if I fuck a bunch of girls I'm a hero."

If the chicks who made this movie had known Rusty, they could've saved themselves a lot of trouble. Stupid sluts.