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Smithereens

(1982)

This punk chick thinks she's the hottest thing since sliced butter, so she struts around New York like the Queen of Fucktown posting flyers of herself that say "Who is this?" I got news for you, trick- unless you're sucking my cock, I really don't care who you are, and neither does anyone else. After she dicks this one guy over she decides to screw her way to the top (or at least the lower part of the middle) by hooking up with Richard Hell, but he gives her a taste of her own medicine and she ends up right back where she started. Ha! Take that, you stupid twat. There's lots of Voidoids songs (well, okay, the same song a bunch of different times) and a catfight, but there's no tits which is complete bullshit. I mean, this chick is pretty obnoxious but she'd definitely be worth a crankdown or three so how about giving us a look? What kind of punk rock chick doesn't show off her tits? If you're gonna make a movie about a chick like that, have her be into, I dunno, nun rock or something so I'll know not to watch it.