Video Picks for Perverts
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(1988)
This giant bug comes to earth to tear out people's organs and shit, but fortunately this fine-ass alien babe is hot on its trail. The alien chick never shows her tits, which sucks, but this was made for TV and they get her about as naked as you could get on TV in the 1980s so I'll give 'em points for that. It's not very gory either, but the bug does rip its way out of a few people, and one guy goes through a windshield, so I guess they did their best. They ended up making this into a TV show no one watched, but since every fucking show with nerd appeal comes out on DVD now (even though they still haven't released The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo), I'm sure you'll be able to buy it at Circuit City soon enough. Geek. Update: Apparently I was totally wrong this time. You won't ever be able to buy this at Circuit City, because Circuit City went out of business. I guess that's what they get for having no customer service whatsoever and refusing to put their DVDs in alphabetical order. Stupid assholes.
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