Son of Sinbad

(1955)

Your better Sinbad movies usually have all sorts of cool monsters in them, but I guess this one didn't have enough money for that so they did the next best thing and got hired a bunch of hot chicks instead. It starts when Dr. Phibes finds his buddy Sinbad sneaking into a harem to score some ass. They both get arrested, but then events conspire so that they have a chance to win their freedom if they help the king get some Greek fire to use against the barbarians who want to invade the city. Sinbad and Phibes team up with a shitload of sexy chicks, find the Greek fire, beat the barbarians' asses, and save the day. The end. It's kind of like a nudie movie with no tits, but there are several impressive dancing girls, plus some hilarious sexism, like the part where a guy refers to a girl's brain and another guy says "Brain? She must be a rare creature indeed," or when this other cat elbows a plate of fruit right into some broad's face. If you've got a relatively low opinion of chicks, you might want to check it out.

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