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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1999)
These three witch sisters own a cosmetics company and hire this guy to be one of their executives. They give him a huge salary, pay all his old bills, set him up in a gigantic house, and pay for him to move. When he gets to his new place the hottest witch takes him upstairs, flashes some panty, and offers to fuck him, but he says no. Talk about fucking rude. The next day is his first day on the job, and in the first ten minutes he makes his secretary cry, sits at his desk fantasizing about sex instead of working, makes a long distance personal phone call, then just steps out of the office without telling anyone! When he comes back like an hour later, he sees two other employees fucking on a desk but doesn't say anything to them. Then he sits at his desk and reads a book! When his superior says he should be doing his job instead of reading, he gives her attitude. Later he tells her about his weird nun-oriented sexual fantasies, then he hits on her! When she reports to the three sisters she says he's "just like the rest". Christ. They must have a really tough time finding good people at this company. Meanwhile, this sort-of goth-looking fag is killing people; we know he's a fag because he hypnotizes this blonde reporter into stripping and begging for it, but then he ices her without even sampling the goods. Besides the reporter, he also kills another chick by sneaking a ninja into her car who grabs the wheel and drives like a maniac until they crash and blow up. While all this is going on, the executive starts investigating the town and figures out that they're all witches. He teams up with a couple of good witches to kill the three sisters, which I think was just a roundabout way he came up with to avoid getting fired for being such a total fuckoff on the job. After the sisters have a three-way incestuous dyke fest, he starts bumping them off (I'm glad he waited). Then he goes to the cemetery and takes out the fag guy who was helping them. Just when it seems like it's all over, he wakes up and it turns out it was just a dream and he's married to the lead witch sister! I guess he subconsciously hates his wife and his job and this dream was the result. It's a tragic tale of the good life gone bad. Maybe they can show it on Lifetime.
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