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Soul Survivor

(2004)

Councilor Troi's daughter decides to kill herself, but something goes wrong somewhere because instead of dying she ends up possessed by this random chink broad she happened to give directions to earlier. You would think the secret would come out once she started advocating Communism and celebrating Chinese New Year, but that never happens because this movie keeps forgetting that she even is possessed. In the end they remember again and the dead chink agrees to let the daughter have her body back, but the daughter has to die for that to happen so her psychiatrist just goes ahead and kills her, then revives her Flatliners style. I guess he wasn't using that medical license for anything anyway. While all this is going on, Troi spends most of her time bitching and/or screaming, and I think there's maybe two parts where she's not lounging around the house in a goddamn bathrobe. It's four o'clock in the afternoon, Councilor; put some fucking clothes on. In the end everything works out for everybody, except of course us because this movie sucks. They could've at least shown the daughter naked. Hell, I would've settled for Troi, or even the ghost. Toss us a bone here, people.