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The Spell

(1976)

This ugly chick keeps getting picked on at school and having trouble at home so she hates the whole world, even though the real problem is that she's an obnoxious little cunt. Putting up with her usual bullshit is bad enough, but it gets even worse for everybody when she gets these evil powers and suddenly people start falling off ropes in gym class and spontaneously combusting and stuff. This psychic investigator dude shows up, but all he does is sit in his office and record these idiot theories that are mostly gibberish he just made up on the spot (at least he sounds, you know, authentic and shit). In the end the ugly bitch gets her ass beat, but she survives and everything works out pretty much okay for her, which is like the most disappointing ending to a movie ever- I really wanted to see somebody flay that worthless twat alive and feed what was left to the raccoons.