Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1997)
Pretty much the only good thing about the Spice Girls was that most of them were hot, so even though their music was awful and they were completely fucking annoying you could still weasel out of it when you got caught watching one of their videos by saying "Dude, I'm only watching it because [name of any Spice Girl except the black chick] is fucking fine, man." The problem with this tape is that there aren't any videos, so instead of the Spice Girls dancing around and looking hot we have to actually listen to them talk which, let's face it, isn't going to do anyone any good. Of course we also meet some of the idiots who helped change the Spice Girls from a bunch of talentless, hot chicks into a bunch of talentless, hot chicks with a record deal, and they go around asking people on the street how awesome they think the Spice Girls are and since this was made in England and limeys will listen to any fucking shit of course everyone says they're the greatest. All of that at least makes sense, but what the fuck is up with interviewing the astrology guy? "Scary Spice has Mars in Aries so blah blah blah a bunch of gibberish I just made up on the spot..." What a fucking douche. This is the best quote from the video though: "Mel B thinks of herself as a bit of a deep thinker." Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's some hilarious shit, but I didn't watch this to laugh I watched it to see some Spice Girl skin and there's not very much of that here, so screw this video.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
