Spirit Trap

(2004)

More like spirit crap. Ha ha! Get it? The only reason I watched this movie is because Billie Piper is in it and I wouldn't mind filling a few of her holes, but she never gets naked and neither does anybody else. (Okay, we do see one chick's ass, but that's it.) The story is theoretically about a house that traps ghosts, but pretty much all that happens is one dude misplaces his drugs, accuses his girlfriend of stealing them, slugs her, and then chases everyone else around with a hammer. That might sound exciting, but I've lived with druggies and trust me after the fifth or sixth time it's just annoying. Plus none of the parts where ghosts actually do show up make any sense- I've had delirium tremens that formed a more coherent story. Fucking weak.

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