Spurs of Death

(1983)

This movie is about these people who are into cockfighting, and all the blood and tears and crap they have to spill to be the best of the best at what they do and rise to the challenge of the eye of the tiger for the Gipper. One dude tells the chick he's fucking "You're just an egg-layer- you're my hen," and this other badass cockfighter has a little roosters stenciled on the side of his private plane. All these people are inbred and say stupid shit like "If you're not a whore, you shouldn't be one." There's also a peeping tom dwarf named "Chicken" (one guy says to him; "I suppose being a dwarf has its mysteries."), plus pot smoking, nudity, a mute black guy, lots of cockfighting, a plot to poison the hero's chicken, and a tragic ending. It's probably the best sports movie ever made.

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