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Squirm

(1976)

This flick is based on like the assumption that there's nothing scarier than worms. Well, nothing except watching a bunch of slack-jawed rednecks living their loser lives for like an hour before anything happens. We do get to see this one redhead's tiny little tits a couple of times; she's not exactly "betray your best friend" material (more like "walk across the street if the cable's out" material), but at least seeing her naked woke me up. When the worms finally do start to fuck shit up it's kind of gross, but the nastiest thing in the whole movie is actually the redhead's little sister. Seriously, this might be the ugliest chick ever- she's like the poster child for inbreeding. In one part she threatens to take a shower, and the fact that she didn't makes me believe more than anything else that has ever happened to me that there might actually be a God. Later the ugly bitch almost washes her face with some of the flesh-eating worms, and it's too bad she escapes this fate because it would've been an improvement. In the end this whole house fills with worms and the redhead, her dork guy friend, and the ugly sister have to fight their way out while this other cat who got his face chewed up by the worms previously tries to kill them. This part is actually sort of cool and if they had had more shit like this and a hotter chick showing off her tits this might have been an okay movie. But they didn't, so it isn't.