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Start Cheering

(1938)

This movie completely blows- it doesn't make you want to start cheering, it makes you want to start hitting things, or hurting small animals. Technically it's a college movie, but it's like an old-timey one, back when people in college were mostly annoying fags. I think the only majors back then were "Singing", "Sweater Wearing", and "Being a Total Queer". None of the chicks ever gets naked, and the movie always ends with a "the big game", even if nobody even mentioned football up to that point. In this one, some actor cat wants to go to college, but all the people where he works want him to keep making movies, so they follow him and try to get him thrown out and naturally antics, shenanigans, shticks, and hi-jinks ensue. It fucking sucks. The worst thing about it though is the idiot with the big nose; he's supposed to be funny, but he's a complete asswipe and everything he does is unbelievably irritating. Some of the main jokes are: a guy eating weird stuff, people falling down, and the fact that anyone thought this piece of shit was funny. In fact, this movie is so bad that when the Three Stooges show up a couple of times it actually gets better. The only good part is where all the water for this football game gets switched with alcohol by mistake; now that's fucking college comedy- why couldn't they have had more parts like that, and maybe some tits, and less of the douchebag with the big nose? In fact, that football bit gives me an idea for a way better college movie- it's called Start Puking!