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Star Trek: Nemesis

(2002)

Star Trek: The Fake Generation was a stupid show for liberals and fags, but I still don't understand why they weren't able to make any good movies out of it. I mean hell, just have everyone run around and phaser the shit out of each other, let that Troi chick pop out the goods, and make sure Whoopi Goldberg dies the most painful death possible and you'd have a movie that was at least okay. They could never figure that out though. Instead, this starts with Number One and the Troi chick getting married, which came as a big surprise to me because I always assumed that Number One was supposed to be the token homo. Huh. Later, they land on this planet and find another robot just like Data. Now, I'll be honest here: I've only seen about 12 episodes of the TV show, but I'm pretty sure that in at least three of those they found another robot just like Data.* Can't they come up with something new once in a while? Fucking hacks.

Anyway, next the whole gang of idiots has to go meet some of the aliens that they're always fighting with, and when they get there it turns out the aliens' leader is a clone of Captain whatever-his-name-is. You know, the frog. The clone says he wants peace, but of course it's all a scam, so in the end they have a huge spaceship battle just like they do at the end of every Star Trek movie. Since they've already blown up the Enterprise at least a hundred times though, they actually do something different (for once): this time Captain Frog just smashes the whole fucking Enterprise right into the bad guys' ship. I'll have to admit, that was pretty cool. Add to that the fact that they finally kill off that goddamn backstabbing robot once and for all** and this probably ends up being the best of the Fake Generation movies. Not that that's saying much.

*And in the other nine, the original Data betrayed everybody. I swear, that Jew-nosed cocksucker would betray his friends for five bucks and a cup of coffee, and robots can't even drink coffee.

**Too bad they just replace him right away with his duplicate. Nice cop-out, assholes.