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(1996)
This couple moves to Stepford, where it turns out all the other men are super-pussywhipped candy-asses. Then the guy figures out why: they're all married! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! But seriously, the bitches are brainwashing them and shit. Of course they brainwash the new guy too, after which they give him a bunch of drugs to keep him under control and he's pretty much all wrapped up and ready for supper. Obviously this is nowhere near as cool as the other Stepford movies, where the people were actually being replaced with robots and/or clones. In this one all the main chick has to do to straighten shit out is take her husband's pills away and hit some broad with a frying pan. Talk about weak. They had to know this movie was boring and lame, so at the very least they could've come up with a good ending, like maybe the entire town explodes or there's a big car chase or something. They didn't though, which is too bad because watching a bunch of middle-aged ladies have some wild-ass car chase while buildings were blowing up all around them would've been pretty entertaining. I'd pay good money to see that shit.
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