Stitches

(2001)

This is another one of those movies where a demon tricks people into doing something evil, then kills them and steals their souls. Frankly I think this demon's definition of "evil" is a little broad though; in one part this cute chick loses her soul after she shoots a guy who attacks her in her bedroom! That's right, you better just lay there and take it ladies, or you're going to Hell! What's next? Does the demon tell someone there's a package for them and then murder them for opening the front door? If that's how you're gonna play it then wouldn't it be a lot easier to dispense with all the red tape and just start tearing people's heads off? This movie's completely fucking retarded, and worse yet there's a part where two chicks kiss but they never follow up on it and we never see either one of them naked! I'll put up with a lot of stupid crap from a movie, but like Star Trek's Chekhov once said, "If two chicks kiss in the first act, there better be some full frontal by the third act." Or words to that effect.

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