Summer

(2003)

A bunch of twenty-something idiots who don't know what they want to do with their lives sit around, drink beer, and do nothing for an hour and a half. That's right, it's another one of those fucking movies. Will someone please explain to me why I should watch a flick about people who are less interesting than the ones I hang out with in real life? It's supposed to be a comedy, but here's as funny as this piece of shit gets: whenever they decide to fuck off and hang out by the pool, they bring briefcases and call it a "board meeting". Oh, my sides! Asswipes. And as a final spit in the face, the girls in this are all pretty smokin', but not one of them gets naked! If you just got thrown out of your parents' house or graduated college with some useless, ridiculous degree (like "Law") and think that your plight would be like a fascinating subject for a movie please let me assure you that it is NOT. Get a job and stop wasting my time.

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