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(1985)
Here's what it says on my DVD of this movie: "'This film gets my unapologetic nomination for GREATEST FILM EVER MADE!' - Michael Dare, LA Weekly." I guess that means this fucktard thinks The Sure Thing is better than Casblanca, The Maltese Falcon, The Godfather Part II, Star Wars, Psycho, Lawrence of Arabia, Singin' in the Rain, The Wizard of Oz, The Manchurian Candidate, 2001, Jaws, Ben-Hur, The Graduate, Stone Cold, The Exorcist, Bride of Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove, Snow White, Gone with the Wind, Sunset Boulevard, Some Like it Hot, A Miracle on 34th Street, My Fair Lady, Taxi Driver, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, From Here to Eternity, and Citizen Kane. Here's some more quotes from this guy that I just made up: "This McRib with extra sauce gets my unapologetic nomination for GREATEST SANDWICH EVER MADE!" - Michael Dare, LA Weekly "That Thai hooker who gave me the clap gets my unapologetic nomination for GREATEST PUSSY EVER MADE!" - Michael Dare, LA Weekly "Creed's My Own Prison gets my unapologetic nomination for GREATEST ALBUM EVER MADE!" - Michael Dare, LA Weekly What a goddamned moron. This movie sucks. The chick from Melrose Place doesn't even show her tits.
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