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Swamp Thing:
The Un-Men Unleashed

(1991)

This starts with these monsters trying to catch Swamp Thing and him kicking their asses. Every time Swamp Thing kicks ass in this cartoon they play the song "Wild Thing", except with different, Swamp Thing-centric lyrics. Click here to hear it. For real, that's seriously fucked up. Anyway, the monsters' boss is pissed that they failed, so he puts them in this machine and turns them into... other monsters. He sends them after Swamp Thing again, but they catch these two annoying kids instead. See, the kids were in the swamp catching frogs with a car that has this frog-grabber on the front and... oh, fuck it. It would just take too long to explain how goddamn stupid this is.

Meanwhile, Swamp Thing is hanging out with his buddy who's shooting these targets with a hose. ("Nice shooting... Let's hope it doesn't become necessary," says Swamp Thing. Yeah- wouldn't want anyone to get wet unless there was no other option. These people are fucking cretins.) When they find out that the bad guys have the kids, they leap into action, but the only plan Swamp Thing can come up with is to surrender (pussy). The bad guys take Swamp Thing back to their secret lab, but before they can complete their evil plans and shit ST's friends show up in these super G.I. Joe cars and save him and good (or at least complete fucking idiocy) triumphs over evil.

There were actually toys based on this cartoon. You can buy most of them on eBay for like 99 cents.