Swarmed

(2005)

This zany negro rips off a bunch of chemicals that turn regular bees into killer bees and sprays it on some yellowjackets, so naturally they go bonkers just in time for the big hamburger festival. The big hamburger festival. Christ, just shoot me now. The dumbest part is when this dame tries to kill one bee with a double barrel, but the end's pretty ridiculous too: there's some flakey chick who seems to think that this doll she's pushing around in a stroller is a real baby; one dude hides from the bees underwater, but they crawl down his breathing tube; the main guy and his skull-faced hag of a sidekick show up and attack the bees with Fix-A-Flat and a fire extinguisher... It's completely moronic. And did they really have to kill the cute reporter? Why does she deserve to die for being a little bitchy, but the asshole who started this whole mess in the first place (by stealing, I might add) gets off scot-free? Isn't stealing and killing worse than bitching? I think the twisted fuck who came up with this piece of crap needs to get his priorities straight.

Total Bee Kills: 7

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