Swimming Pool

(2003)

This bitchy, hag writer is borrowing her boss's house when his daughter shows up, and - good news for us - she's a cute little tramp who's naked almost all the time. Nothing actually happens in this movie until the end - where it turns out it's just a really long, pretentious episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents or something - but with this chick's tits popping out every five minutes or so, who cares:

Nice. You know Alfred Hitchcock would've been all over that shit.

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