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(1991)
These crooks fake a chemical spill in Beverly Hills so they can rob the whole damn city, so it's up to Max Headroom and a football player, using his amazing football ability to throw things (Molotov cocktails, bombs, rocks, ninja stars), to save the day. The crooks steal $720,253,500 (plus a wall- don't ask), but since all the houses they drive tanks through and stores and cars they blow up trying to catch the heroes probably cost another $50 million the good guys should have just left well enough alone and everybody would have been a lot better off. Especially since the movie forgets about most of the bad guys and 95% of them get away with all the cash anyway. In the end it turns out the main bad guy did it just so he could make a bargain with his insurance company to make him like chairman of the board or something, so all this crazy shit was basically his way of filling out a job application. Some people just have to do crap the hard way.
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