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A Tale of Two Megans

(2006)

This dude can't decide whether to go out with this one girl who's all sweet and shit, or this other girl who's kinky and completely out of control. The answer's pretty obvious to me, but he doesn't know what do to until his dad drops by and asks him to keep an eye on this teleportation machine he invented. The main dude decides to use the machine to like merge the chicks together so he can have one chick who's really nice but, say, still likes to take it in the ass while you're holding her head in the toilet. I assumed that this would result in like some zany hi-jinks - or at the very least a chick with four boobs - but after he zaps them and they turn into one girl, she just leaves! Talk about fucking weak. I've seen a lot of movies where they don't have an end, but Jesus Christ at least have a fucking middle.



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