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The Target Shoots First

(1999)

This is a like a documentary by some cat who worked for the Columbia Record and Tape and CD Club making one of the stupid little catalogs that you get in the mail and throw away without even looking at. He did the "alternative" one, which basically means his entire life was dedicated to trying to sell a kind of music that doesn't even exist. What a douche. You'd figure his movie would at least show how retarded corporate culture or whatever is (like that's some big revelation), but mostly it's just boring. There aren't even any executive suicides because profits went down or anything cool like that. The best part is probably when he gets this assistant named Marie, because she's pretty cute- you can rest assured that I'd put in it her butt, no questions asked. She doesn't get naked though, so this is really only worth watching if you like The Office, but wish it didn't have so many jokes.