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Teen-Age Crime Wave

(1955)

You know what's fucking weak? When teenagers are tried as adults. It really takes the edge off a teenage crime wave if they know that you can do that. Anyway, in this flick this bad girl's violent, idiot boyfriend (bad girls just love the violent, idiot boyfriends) helps her bust out of juvie, and they drag along a "good" girl who doesn't even want to escape because an unwilling accomplice is always an excellent asset when you're on a crime spree. The most disturbing part is when they show all three kids' photos on the news; apparently the police had plans for the good girl, because instead of a mug shot they took a picture of her modeling a swimsuit. She doesn't look half bad either, but the real reason to watch this is the bad girl; she is so eye-meltingly fine it's enough to rupture your sack:

Of all the bad girls in all the bad movies in all the world, why'd she have to walk into mine? Just watching her stand around in jeans and a tied-off shirt is hot, but we also see her 1950s naked, she gets in a catfight in one part, and here she is trying to seduce this one jerkwipe except he turns her down which is completely ridiculous:

I know she's been holding him and his parents hostage, but who says no to a piece like this over fucking trivialities? Talk about cutting off your dick to spite your face.