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Tentacles

(1976)

This octopus seriously hates the radio (probably because they play that damn Franz Ferdinand song too much), so every time it hears a radio it comes along and wastes somebody. Sheriff Lobo is on the case, but he doesn't really do much except look sort of sad every time someone gets tentacled. This senile reporter blames it all on these dudes making an underwater tunnel, and it is sort of suspicious when the tunnel dudes talk about some illegal experiments, but nobody ever gets called out on it or mentions it again, so I guess that half of the movie was just in there so you wouldn't miss anything important if you had to pick someone up from the airport or something and forgot to pause the tape. Eventually the octopus goes too far and offs this scuba dude's wife, so the dude has these trained killer whales tear the octopus to pieces and that's the end of his bullshit. The best thing in this movie was the girl in the green bikini, but the octopus eats her before we get to see her tits.