Video Picks for Perverts
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(1986)
You know that annoying dick who has a place at "the lake" and he's always bugging people to go to "the lake" so you finally go one time and it totally sucks and there's no chicks or anything to do so you end up watching his parents' old Hawaii Five-Os that they taped off TV in like 1984 the whole weekend? Well, they made a movie about his place and here it is. These two chicks go to the lake to chill out and they talk and sit on their asses and wander around doing fucking nothing until finally after like a million years this guy kills one of them (he kills a couple other people too, but even those parts are boring). The killer guy isn't even scary or anything- he just looks like some dude you would see hanging around the gas station smoking a cigarette. We sort of see both chicks' racks for like a second, but the other 5,219 seconds of this movie sucked serious ass.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
