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(1974)

These aliens destroy the whole world with smoke bombs and a red light bulb, then they start making crank calls to these people staying at this remote-ass cabin. There's a tough guy, a regular guy, a pain in the ass, a guy who looks like he plays a lot of Dungeons & Dragons, and a chick who's not super hot but she'd do in a pinch or if you were a little drunk. They try to figure out what the fuck's going on ("Go on Stan, you're a scientist- you're up on this scientific stuff."), but since they don't have a brain between them that doesn't work. One dude steals their plane and tries to fly away, but it explodes. Next, another guy tries to get help on a snowmobile but the aliens chuck a smoke bomb at him and he disappears. Finally the last three people try to walk to civilization, but I think they're in Canada so not much chance of that plan working either (ha!). It's a stupid fucking movie- we never see any aliens, there's no blood, and nobody boffs the girl. There is some child pornography at the very end, though.